11 tricks to appear Elite in college

Fake it, because you’ll never be able to make it. 

1. Talk about lipsticks and shoes with other wannabe-elites.

2. Have a fake accent, if not American or British, then at least a South Delhi accent.

3. Wear boots in 25 degree Celsius because Winter Fashion!

4. Wear 6 inch heels and have a swing in your stride.

5.  Buy an iPhone and keep asking for iPhone chargers in class.( How else would they know that you own one!)

6. Scream and kiss on each others’ cheek when you see a fellow wannabe elite.

7. Complain about how unprofessional non-pencil-skirt-wearers appear.

8. Post regular Instagram stories about the high end cafe you visited.

9. Use terms like “Gawar” for those who are not wannabe-elites.

10.  Use  at least 10 words with more than 8 letters. You don’t need to know their meaning. Just use them frequently enough to let people know that you know them.

11. Loudly exclaim “God..!I need a drink” every time you attend a long lecture. Smoke up often, because it’s a sign of classy liberated women.

Inspired by this post about “10 Tricks to Appear Smart During Meetings” by Sarah Cooper.