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11 tricks to appear Elite in college


Fake it, because you’ll never be able to make it. 


1. Talk about lipsticks and shoes with other wannabe-elites.

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2. Have a fake accent, if not American or British, then at least a South Delhi accent.

3. Wear boots in 25 degree Celsius because Winter Fashion!

4. Wear 6 inch heels and have a swing in your stride.

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5.  Buy an iPhone and keep asking for iPhone chargers in class.( How else would they know that you own one!)

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6. Scream and kiss on each others’ cheek when you see a fellow wannabe elite.

7. Complain about how unprofessional non-pencil-skirt-wearers appear.

8. Post regular Instagram stories about the high end cafe you visited.

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9. Use terms like “Gawar” for those who are not wannabe-elites.

10.  Use  at least 10 words with more than 8 letters. You don’t need to know their meaning. Just use them frequently enough to let people know that you know them.

11. Loudly exclaim “God..!I need a drink” every time you attend a long lecture. Smoke up often, because it’s a sign of classy liberated women.

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Inspired by this post about “10 Tricks to Appear Smart During Meetings” by Sarah Cooper.

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