Vision, Mission and other important stuff

Ain't we funny? We are a bunch of college students, who judge people - all the time. We don't have the time, energy or the guts to tell people on their faces that they are idiots. So we write. We are like trolls, but just a little more civilized.
Vision: To offend people.
Mission: To offend people on a mission mode.
Person carrying a torch because we are going
to Offend people by cracking jokes on mission mode

Person carrying a torch because we are going
to Offend people by cracking jokes on mission mode

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